Top 11 Woke Harley Davidson Models for 2025
A WHILE AGO, legendary American motorcycle maker Harley Davidson was accused of going — Major Gyno. Countless hardened, long-time riders were terrified the Wisconsin bike designer was abandoning their loyal customer base. To prove that H.D. was NOT going Kawasaki ("sissy," in English) - here's a peek at the ..
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The Harley Davidson Super Steampunk
With 12,059 hp, 0-100 in 1.3 seconds, our nuclear turbo helium-cooled engine with the special feature to meld into other dimensions or or zip through solid rock, the new HD management team felt this motorcycle was just too much fun to offer to the public and advises our customers to walk, locomote in a comic yoga gait or sit on a cold sidewalk wiggling their feet like a San Francisco homeless person in a drug coma because traveling at single digit-speed it’s just healthier and nicer and safer for The People’s Environment…
And, with contrite apologies and good
road adventures to Harley pals everywhere…
When I was in my mid-20’s, I didn’t own a car. Just a big bike. I remember taking a ride up to Northern California, on Highway 1. It was in the middle of a Monarch butterfly migration and I drove, about 5 mph, for miles, through billions of slow-flying butterflies along the coast. I can’t recall a bad memory on a bike, big, small or dirt. It’s a freedom that can’t be explained. Hope all took this first Top 11 in the good humor it was offered. Also? I don’t hope, I sincerely ask all you riders be careful while the wind gods caress you. — John